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‘Prep’ your way to successBy Elizabeth Kiser
“Education is the key to everything,” Koke said. Top of PageOlder students: becoming the normBy Amy Mullin Two students brave the unusually brisk wind for November to meet at the same time every Tuesday and Thursday to catch up and escape the loud murmur of the crowded lunch room at the South Campus. Laughing and talking, they seem like the ideal picture out of a college brochure only if they were the typical college students: they are 28 and 29. Top of PageA jolly Caribbean Christmas!By Tamara Krause So, what did you do during the Christmas break? A little shopping? Caught up on your sleep? Members of the Upsilon Eta Chapter, fellow Florida Community College students, and Phi Theta Kappa members from Texas spent the holiday break aboard Royal Caribbean’s Mariner of the Seas!
Top of PageFeb. Gala hails fundsThe Florida Community College Foundation is hosting a celebration Feb. 11 at 7 p.m. at the College’s Deerwood Center (9911 Old Baymeadows Rd.). The fundraiser Gala celebrates the success of the Foundation’s $7 million Scholarship Campaign, “Changing Lives, Building Our Community,” and acknowledges the generosity of all of its contributors. State matching funds could increase the worth to $14 million. Top of Page
I never really understood how anyone could say that they can’t afford to go to school. How can you afford not to go? I guess some people would rather be slinging groceries or hustling food to tables for a measly five- dollar tip. Top of PageGreyhound bus travel is restful, and saves some cash
Top of PageRecruiters work at keeping the sports benches fullBy Harold Plemmons Recruiting is pivotal to any college athletic program that wishes to be successful. At FCCJ that is no exception, as they have to recruit all over the nation to remain competitive in their sports. Top of PageDriving rage off the road
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“Resurrection” by Overstreet Ducasse |
FCCJ student Ashley Walker viewing artwork from Ducasse, Hatcher, and Wise |
Hatcher, who has been painting for 35 years, presented three of her works titled “Jones Inspiration,” “Douglas Inspiration,” and “Savage Inspiration.”
These three paintings, all featuring the word inspiration, were used as a way to not only express Hatcher’s feelings, but to also give the viewer something to think about.
“I want them to educate themselves,” said Hatcher.
Hatcher’s inspiration in her artwork is self- explanatory in the title. “Savage Inspiration,” for instance, captures the artist Augusta Savage sculpting her piece “Gamin.”
Just being creative is the best thing about painting, said Hatcher.
The painting took her one week to complete.
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“Savage Inspiration” by Marsha Hatcher |
“steel 101” by John Wise |
Ducasse’s artwork is quite different, not only because of the eccentric themes, but because each painting contained a piece of the same material.
Ducasse, who has been painting for 10 years, presented three works of art as well, titled: “Locked up,” “Bath tiles,” and “Resurrected.”
In each painting, Ducasse put in a self- portrait of himself. The self- portrait is a separate piece on its own, but Ducasse made copies of the pictures and placed them in his other frames of work.
Ducasse’s artwork focused on space and the zodiac signs. He strongly expresses this in “Resurrection.”
Ducasse was inspired to create “Resurrection” after hearing the song “Age of Aquarius.”
The title, “Resurrection,” refers to the zodiac signs being buried, but brought back to life.
Ducasse has displayed his art work in Miami and California. The painting took him one to two days to complete.
The African American art display will be available to all viewers until Feb. 21.
Photos by Hien Bach
By Cedric Bacon and Darby Nickless
It's an arena that has kick-started the careers of John Travolta and Patrick Swayze, and has evolved in a strange and twisted way onto TV (Stars on Ice anyone?) but dancing is more than just a fancy ability to two-step your way across a dance floor on Prom Night, and into a girl's heart.
For the dedicated and hardworking individuals who work tirelessly and endlessly to create and show something that they enjoy doing, hoping that those who come to see them perform will also be thrilled.
The members of the Amelia Island Dance Ensemble and Repository are those types of people. In the midst of their second round of auditions for the year, the DER has been in operation for a little over eight years, beginning, at the time, with only eight students. Since that time and with word- of- mouth passing among the theatrically talented, news of the DER has spread and, as of 2006, can usually expect between 16 and 20 students to appear for auditions. Many of the students that have been accepted have been in the program for years. One of them, Tanesha Somerset, has been around since 2002. She, along with Kim Kerr, were recent recipients of the Alvin Ailey Summer Dance Program's 3-year program. Those who join up are of diverse backgrounds, and the opportunity to learn such things as ensemble (closer to ballet) and repository (closer to hip-hop/jazz) must seem new, exciting, and grueling.
"To make it through", says Somerset, "all you have to have is a positive attitude." Those who appeared for the Jan. 11 auditions seemed to have as much, as they enthusiastically breezed through carefully arranged renditions of existing numbers (one of which included music to Tina Turner's "Rain."
Rosemary Fletcher, administrator for the group, commented on the fact that "in addition to repository, we have classes for people who have never danced before." She also added that while the group does not do competitions (as opposed to monologues that are mandatory in most acting classes), the group does put on shows elsewhere. Two occasions worthy of note are the American College Dance Festival to be held March 9-12 at Florida State University, and another show on March 30 with the University of North Florida percussion section. In addition, the group performs guest pieces usually written by professional choreographers in the field, one of whom has included K.T. Nelson of the ODC San Francisco Company, who was in Jacksonville in October.
Assistant to Fletcher is Liberitia Sindija, who has been involved with the ensemble for two years, added that the work is "very challenging and inspirational. Everyone has special needs and it’s interesting to see how they will progress." Such progress usually results in scholarship offers, which covers three college credits worth of dance, and one exclusive credit in Repository. The group is not limited to just women. Troy Benjamin, one of two males at the Jan. 11 auditions, has worked with several different dancing groups over time. "Don't get discouraged or embarrassed," said Benjamin when auditioning.
For those interested in the DER, future audition dates will be posted.
By Maria DeVera
The Stars come out at night and shine through the challenge.
On Jan. 18 at 6 p.m., the FCCJ Stars Women’s Basketball team played against Seminole Community College Raiders.
The Stars started out with great momentum putting 19 points on the score board only ten minutes into the game with the opposing team having just six points.

The play calling was well-achieved by the team members; passing fast while keeping consistent performance throughout, they kept fowls to a minimum.
The teamwork involved is one of the main reasons that has put the women’s team on top.
This was demonstrated when Stephanie Brush, guard, dribbled the ball from one end of the court to the other; she passed to Jessica Piggott, post, who passed it to Sharisma Williamson, point guard.

Williamson made a three pointer with the Stars leading in 21 points with 5:29 minutes into the first half.
The team’s defense also contributed to the game’s success with Shantel Ragin, the guard/forward, quickly blocking a pass from the opposing team in the second half.
Stars took home the victory with the final score 69-49.
By Maria DeVera
The shooting Stars traveled far in the game, but still fell short.
The FCCJ Stars Men’s Basketball team played against the Seminole Community College Raiders on Jan. 18 at 8 p.m. It was a close game with the scores being frequently tied.
The Raiders made the first shot of the game with a three pointer, but it wasn’t long until Sam Robertson, forward, made a dunk and put the first two points up for the Stars.
It was a neck in neck game; Grant Gibson, guard, passes to Kenie Freeman, center, who shoots gaining two points over SCC. The Raiders come back leading with 22 points over the 20-point stars 8:42 minutes into the first half.
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A lay up from Gibson and a free throw from Dustina Walker, forward, tied the game 53-53 with 14:32 minutes in the second half.
Both teams played hard. One shot is made after the other from FCCJ and SCC. The game was hard to call when SCC was ahead of FCCJ 74-72 with only 1:35 minutes left.
Unfortunately, SCC continuously kept the ball in their domain and won the game. The final score was SCC Raiders, 81 and FCCJ Stars, 74.
By Vanessa Gordon
Coronary heart disease is America's No. 1 killer. Knowing the warning signs of a heart attack is necessary for survival. Some heart attacks are sudden and intense, but most heart attacks start slowly, with mild pain or discomfort. Here are some of the signs that can mean a heart attack is happening. Chest discomfort in the center of the chest that lasts more than a few minutes, or that goes away and comes back repeatedly is a warning sign. It can feel like uncomfortable pressure, squeezing, fullness or pain. There may also be discomfort in other areas of the upper body. |
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Symptoms can include: pain or discomfort in one or both arms, the back, neck, jaw or stomach. Shortness of breath may occur with or without chest discomfort. Other signs may include breaking out in a cold sweat, nausea or lightheadedness.
Calling 9-1-1 is almost always the fastest way to get lifesaving treatment. On Florida Community College Jacksonville campuses, The Safety Security Process Team; a committee of ten staff members, worked to put Automatic External Defibrillators (AED) in various, accessible places.
“How do you put a price tag on a person’s life?” said Captain Barry Allender.
Jacksonville Public Library officials are working on having defribrillators installed in their facilities as well.
The AEDs are checked every month for maintenance purposes. They can be applied to infants, children and adults. Adult pads are on the defibrillators, ready to use at all times. The top of the AED can be used as a headrest for the victim. The device will say such things as check response, call for help, open airway, attach pads and stand back. After a defibrillator has been used, it will be cleaned, new adult pads will be attached, and it is ready to go again.
For more information on heart attacks, go to: http://americanheart.org
By Maria DeVera
Rocking to the beat of his own drum, FCCJ Student and Biology major Doug Blonder, 28, talks about his heavy-metal, rock band called Cain Was Able (CWA).
CWA is one of the numerous, various bands that are posted on myspace.com, a popular site used to spread the latest music, while acquiring some recognition.
The band consists of Bass player Steve Mann, Vocalist Daniel Scott, Guitarist Douglass Brooks and Blonder on drums.
The Campus Voice (TCV): Tell me how the whole thing started. Who decided to form the band, how you guys met, and how long have you been playing together?
Doug Blonder: In late 2002, Cain was Able had just been playing for a few months together. Guitarist Doug Brooks and Bass player Steve Mann were old friends who eventually began playing music together and started the band there-after. It was soon afterwards that they met Daniel Scott, who blew their minds with his amazing vocal abilities and was a shoe-in on the spot. Little did they know that I had just moved to Jacksonville and was looking for a band to start. And so it was the faint probability of Daniel who worked with my brother-in-law that made that connection of the full band. From there on, the band has been playing shows for the past three and a half years together.
TCV: Can you tell me why you chose the name Cane Was Able? Is there a meaning behind it?
Doug Blonder: The name 'Cain was Able' sort of holds dual meanings to it. As most people know, Cain and Abel were brothers and Cain killed Abel. Our name plays with these words, taking 'Cain' as in 'raising hell', and 'Able' as in the ability to do something. If you put it together I guess you get something on the lines of being able to raise hell, which somewhat describes our music which can be quite heavy and intense, sort of like raising hell with rock music.
TCV: Who are your inspirations such as what bands do you guys look up to?
Doug Blonder: One band that all of CWA finds influential is 'A Perfect Circle,' however we all listen to similar bands besides. To list all of them would fill a novel, but a couple of the most idolized would have to be bands like Mudvayne, Tool, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Dave Matthews Band, Pantera, Type O Negative, Deftones, Fugazi, Anthrax, and the list could go on forever...
TCV: Can you tell me what some of the songs mean, for example, like Plastic and Crooked Grin?
Doug Blonder: While we as a band write the music together, Daniel Scott writes most of it but not all of the lyrics within. Sometimes it's hard to understand what exactly he's singing about, but I believe he mostly sings about the world he lives in, which can be positive or negative depending on how he feels at the moment.
TCV: Would you consider yourselves more of a heavy metal band than an alternative or rock band?
Doug Blonder: Our music is quite hard to put a label on because apart from being all original, it holds a lot of different types of beats and riffs that intermesh with one another. Take this with Daniel's supersonic vocals, and you have sort of a mixture that can be heavy at times, yet soft and delicate as well now and then. When we play on stage, we decide if we want to play all of our heavy songs, or just the slow melodic songs, or maybe a compilation of both, depending on the crowd base.
TCV: What makes you guys different from any other bands that are out there; anything specific?
Doug Blonder: CWA is like nothing I've heard in the music scene. Our music is quite eclectic in style because each band member has his own trademark way of expressing himself through music. Steve has a way of turning his bass into a melodic thunder that captures you in alpha waves. Doug tends to bust out the chunky monkey riffs on the guitar. Daniel's vocals make the walls shake and the floor disappear, and me on drums is that rhythmic heart-beat that attacks when you least expect it.
TCV: What are some of the comments you have gotten from people who have listened to your music?
Doug Blonder: Over the years, I guess the most commonly heard description of our music is that we really have a unique style. People like the jazz funk metal cornucopia of music that we throw out on stage. Playing music is the great escape. When you’re able to let yourself go and express your inner feelings through an instrument, it opens a pathway to spiritual bliss. If you ever watch a musician closely, chances are you may see this happen occasionally. The rolling of the eyes followed by erratic body language are usually a good sign that such a situation is unfolding.
By Matthew Richardson
In an effort to solve the shortage of teachers, FCCJ has adopted the idea of the Alternative Certificate Program.
This program helps the shortage of teachers by helping them receive their teacher certification in an expedient process.
The person in charge of the program is EPI Coordinator Kathleen Foley, along with Carole Byrd, the associate dean of education. Foley has been with the college for over a month now.
FCCJ’s Alternative Certificate Program is also called Teach First Coast. The state of Florida came up with information regarding teacher shortage in 2002, hence the program was created. FCCJ adopted the program last summer and the first group of students was admitted last fall.
The teacher shortage is a national problem.
“There is a national alternative certification group that is trying to meet the needs nationally of all the teacher shortages. Every state, really, is having a problem with teacher shortages, except for the Midwest. People tend to not leave those positions,” said Foley.
Portions of the shortages are due to popularity growth and attrition. In Florida, those are the primary areas.
“People aren’t entering the teaching profession at the rate that they used to because of the myriad of other opportunities, other than teaching,” said Foley.
Alternative certification means; rather than going to a four- year university, the program can accept bachelors degree students and move them into four different modules that the state has required that they proceed through. The state also helps the students take their certification test to receive professional certification in Florida.
There are requirements for admission into the program, such as: an interview and drug- screening test, and there is also an application to fill out.
“From our FCCJ website, we have a Teach First Coast website which is a link to the application,” said Foley.
The teacher shortage is an important issue, and many states express that by offering temporary certificates.
“You can work and teach in a classroom with a temporary certificate which can be renewed every year. It’s called an annual contract. You can work for three years on the temporary certificate, but the state says that within three years, you have to have a professional certificate,” said Foley.
Currently, FCCJ has two sections for the programs. The first section will be finishing in the spring of this year. There are 72 students in that program. The second has just about the same amount.
In recruiting, “It’s basically word- of- mouth. We try to work closely with school districts in the area to let them know that we have this program so people will get into it,” said Foley.
FCCJ is also starting a summer intensive program planned for South Campus and they are hoping to meet the needs of the teachers that are in the classrooms currently teaching, but need certification over the summer.
By Matthew Richardson
Action could be seen in every direction. “Advance, lunge!” said one coach to the students. The sound of feet shifting and the clang of swords could be heard. Parrying and riposting was seen by many of the fencers.
The FCCJ Fencing Club held every Tuesday and Thursday under the leadership of Coach Raul Toro, teaches discipline, respect, and sportsmanship.
Toro, 49, from New York, New York, has been involved in fencing for 36 years, 25 of which he has been coaching. He feels passionate about the sport because of what it stands for.
“I love fencing. It’s a sport that I’ve been able to be a part of all my life, and that is the beauty of the sport. It’s a life-long sport. You can do it till you’re 80 years-old with no problem,” Toro said.
Like most sports, practice makes perfect. Before beginner fencers get into the real “pirate action”, they must learn the basic form, the rules of the sport and also the fencing terms such as engarde and touché. Many fencers can’t expect to start off perfectly. Take Toro, for example. He started fencing at the age of 13.
“When I first started, I was horrible. My first year in junior varsity, I didn’t win any,” Toro said. “But the following year, when I went to Varsity – that’s when I got it.”
Fencing, which involves three different swords: The epee, sabre, and foil, is usually referred to as “playing chess on foot.” Clever as it may sound, this comparison expresses fencing’s intellectual power as well as its physical workout.
“Fencing is like chess on your feet; not only is your mind being stimulated, you’re also giving your body a workout at the same time,” Toro said.
FCCJ’s Fencing Club has been active for 5 years, which Toro has been teaching, but this is not all he’s coaching. Toro is also the president and coach for the Jacksonville Fencing Club. While Toro did not create the club, he did start coaching it 6 years ago in 1999.
Toro meets the qualifications for the sport because of his dedication and his experience.
In 1974, Toro qualified for the Junior Olympics and has won many medals throughout the years. In the eighties, he fenced in Florida, and always finished in either first, second, or third place in all three weapon categories.
Toro is a good example of the phrase “practice makes perfect.” Another fencer who sets an example for all involved with FCCJ’s Fencing Club would be Cherish Rose O’Dell.
O’Dell is an FCCJ student who recently received the high rank of being third in state fencing tournaments. She not only sets an example of how practice pays off, but also how a good coach can take you far if a student listens.
“He [Toro] is very supportive and very patient,” O’Dell said.
O’Dell, 18, has been fencing for 2 years and she admits she does tend to overanalyze when fencing. She attends the fencing club twice a week, but she also trains at home – she tries to practice at least two hours a day.
Just as Toro, O’Dell feels very passionate towards the sport. She admires not just the sport, but the people involved with it.
“The people are great. I don’t think I’ve met one bad fencer,” O’Dell said.
In an effort to explain how the sport is unique because of the athletes involved, O’Dell mentioned that even though she may win against her opponent, they will still cheer for her in the next bout.
The fencing club has tournaments once a month that involves many fencers from different areas. The basic weapon they use is the foil. Each weapon, including the epee and sabre, includes different styles, but each style includes the same five-point systems.
“I don’t go to tournaments to win. I go there to learn from my experiences,” O’Dell said.
O’Dell has also been involved in the Junior Olympics and has placed in many other tournaments such as the Great Pumpkin, where she placed third.
“Fencing teaches you about life. You have to respect your opponent and the people around you,” O’Dell said. “You can’t just think you’re going to come here and win. You have to train; you have to think about it.”
Fencers like Toro and O’Dell who know the art of practice and sportsmanship, both hope to pass this same technique and character down to the next up-and-coming fencer.
The fencing club is free for FCCJ students. They provide the equipment and meet up every Tuesday and Thursday at 7:30 PM.

By Matthew Richardson
Spoken word poetry is delivered art; the creative language that paints a picture with words that express emotion.
At last year’s FCCJ talent show held at the South Campus’s Wilson Center on Dec. 3, the audience got a taste of pure spoken word poetry performed by Reginald C. Mosley. Mosley left the talent show that night with first place.
Mosley, 29, who has been writing poetry for three years, performed his spoken word poem at the talent show titled “9/11” which refers to the devastation on Sep. 11, and also the issues that America is going through today. Mosley was inspired to write the piece after seeing the explosion and the people affected by it.
When first listening to his poem, you would think that Mosley has written this piece recently because of his level of talent now, but this was, in fact, Mosley’s first written poem.
“A lot of people didn’t know I could write poetry, and I thought there was a lot to it, but spoken word, you pretty much right from the heart,” said Mosley.
Mosley’s poetic nickname is Ledger meaning balance. When he speaks, he doesn’t want his words to be expressed only a certain race, but to all people. When he performs, he enters his world as Ledger.
“I’m a totally different person. It’s not about anybody. It’s about the words. It’s not about me; it’s not about the audience. It’s about me breathing life into a voice no one holds. I don’t care about the faces I make. I don’t care about how I look,” said Mosley.
“I want my words to somehow allow us to be able to pass color and to bring us together as one. We only have one life to live. There’s so much confusion and sometimes we put boundaries and standards on who we are.”
Mosley’s poems are politically driven, so it wouldn’t be hard to believe his spoken word hits the hearts of some of his audience members.
“The time when most of my poetry really stands out is when it’s directly affiliated with somebody.”
He has one poem called “Through the eyes of innocence” which talks about child molestation. Mosley has a way of touching people through his words and emotions. This is just a sample of his work from “Through the eyes of innocence”:
“Their eyes have not seen the best of life, but as the shadow of the sun falls it becomes night and somewhere someone’s child is being touched and even at a young age they have questions, but everything seemed so rush, rush. They desire to speak out but everything seems so hush, hush.”
As gifted as Mosley is with spoken word poetry, his talent stretches to other areas: such as songwriting and his love for acting. Spoken word poetry does involve the talent of writing, but you must also have strong delivery to the audience. Acting plays a major role.
Even though Mosley has been songwriting for four years, he wrote his first song at the age of nine but has always shared a love for acting.
“When I was younger I wanted to do this. I wanted to do acting. I thought I wanted to write, but I think my parents couldn’t devote time to that craft,” said Mosley.
Mosley has always had a sense of his goals and he knows how to go about achieving them; by networking.
“With poetry, it’s all about networking. It’s who you know and where you go,” said Mosley.
Mosley has performed his poetry at Boomtown, and has been featured in Promoting Outstanding Writers (POW) magazine. He also met the magazines creator, Caryn M. Suarez. She helped Mosley get his poetic message out to the audience.
Mosley has been working on his latest project as well to get himself out there. He has been working on a book that he hopes to accomplish in the next six months.
“It will contain around 40 poems and it’s titled ‘The world through the eyes of Ledger’,” said Mosley.
From movie auditions to helping others at River City Playhouse, Mosley has proved to be more than the average poet.
“Poetry is about writing from the heart. It’s about writing something that means something to you. Always write to express, not to impress,” said Mosley.
“I thank God for opening doors to where I am now.”
For more information and poetry from Mosley, email him at poetledger@yahoo.com
By Maria DeVera
| Before Romeo and Juliet there was Tristan and Isolde; a forbidden love that was a tragedy from the start. Tristan and Isolde was originally an opera written by the German composer and conductor Richard Wagner sometime between 1857 and 1859. The story takes place in the medieval time when Ireland ruled with brute force over England. The English try desperately to unite forces with the surrounding countries under the leadership of King Marke (Rufus Sewell) to gain freedom from Ireland’s attacks. King Marke adopts a son, Tristan (James Franco), whose mother and father were killed in a raid. Tristan is raised to be a strong and fearless fighter who seeks revenge against Ireland. The story covers several battle scenes, including one in which Tristan is injured. He is mistaken for dead by the English army; they lay Tristan’s body on a burial boat to float away in the ocean. Princess Isolde of Ireland (Sophia Myles) finds Tristan and nurses him back to health. She hides her identity, telling him her name was Brangaene, (her maid’s name), in fear of being harmed. Isolde opens her heart more and more as she spends time with Tristan and both fall madly in love with each other. Tristan eventually leaves Isolde and Ireland to return home. During this time, the English army was getting stronger and better equipped with weapons. In fear of being overturned, King Donnchadh of Ireland, who is also Isolde’s father, proposes a battle between the neighboring towns of England to win the hand of his daughter and to become an ally of Ireland. Tristan accepts the challenge and tries to win a wife for King Marke. |
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After many dangerous competitions, Tristan wins each challenge and the English become an ally as well as giving him a wife to bring home for King Marke. Isolde is exposed to Tristan as King’s Donnchadh’s daughter and, in shock, Tristan shies away from Isolde. King Marke and Isolde are wedded and a love affair sparks between Tristan and Isolde. Throughout the movie, both Tristan and Isolde face a dilemma of either following their hearts or facing their duty.
This PG-13 movie that runs 125 minutes is directed by Kevin Reynolds who also worked on movies such as: The Count of Monte Cristo, and Waterworld. It is a classical tale that keeps the audience intrigued and stimulated.
The movie sets off a dark mood throughout, with battle scenes and dramatic dialogues between Tristan and Isolde. It doesn’t have as many memorable, lovesick lines as Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, because Tristan and Isolde’s love is mostly felt through their emotions, which was sometimes misleading.
This movie would be a B- rating because it doesn’t seem to capture the real love between Tristan and Isolde. Although there were many passionate scenes between the two, most of the time, Tristan seemed to always be angry at Isolde. The movie is also spoiled by the constant comparison of intimate love scenes between Isolde and King Marke and that of her and Tristan which creates a lack of fondness among the two lovers.
Despite all that, the overall picture was stunning, the acting was well-performed, and the battle scenes ensure entertainment that complements the movie.
By Maurice Stevens
I know what you’re thinking, “Well this is another Adam Sandler comedy, so I know its going to be funny,” right? You would be absolutely correct. This movie features grannies, gamers, partying…foot pajamas and a Taekwondo master chimpanzee.
The story begins with Alex. His life was going pretty sweet. He just quit his job being an accountant and landed his dream job as a video game tester at Branasium, where they have the #1 game in the world, “Eternal Death Slayer.” He’s 35 and maybe the oldest game tester at the company, but he’s also the best.
Alex used to live with his roommate; until he discovered that his roommate had been spending the rent money for the past six months straight at Madame Wu’s Filipino Palace, where “they’re not hookers, they’re message therapists!” Finding himself on the street he turned to his dealer Dante, to let him crash, who promptly turned him down because he had a business to run.
His friend Jeff agreed to put him up, and all was well until the unfortunate accident between Alex and an action figure while they were in the bathroom, and Jeff’s mom just happens to walk in and catch it.
Finding another place in no time, but still trying to save face in front of his friends, Alex tells everyone he just moved in with three hot chicks. The “three hot chicks” happened to be 80-year-old Grandma Lilly and her two roommates. But things start to get complicated and more hilarious for Alex once the secret’s out about who he’s really been staying with thanks to some special “tea” that his grandmother found in Alex’s room. Who knew three 80 year olds can get along so well with video geeks, a low key drug dealer, a lovely assortment of strippers and their clientele. It’s amazing what tequila shots will do!
Needless to say this movie is rated R, and for good reason. It is for the mature. I love this movie, it had everything that a comedy should have of this generation, although a little vulgar at times, okay a lot, it’s still funny enough to make even the most of conservative hearts cry out for more. You won’t be angry buying a ticket to this one. In fact, I don’t see anyone leaving in the middle of this movie and if they do, then they were in the wrong theater.